1 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:05,037 - Hey, Dad! 2 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:06,605 Dad! Mom! 3 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:07,973 Mom! 4 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:08,941 - What is it, son? 5 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,509 What's the matter? 6 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,478 - What is it? 7 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:14,446 - Well, you remember that toy drum of mine 8 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:15,848 that you couldn't stand the sound of? 9 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:16,849 - Yes, I remember. 10 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,150 - Well, you sure were wrong. 11 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:20,219 Mr. Wilson likes the way it sounds so much, 12 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:21,920 he gave me a whole dollar for it. 13 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:22,688 Whoopee! 14 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,591 [music playing] 15 00:01:02,862 --> 00:01:03,963 - Well, hi, fellas. 16 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,564 - Is Dennis ready yet, Mr. Mitchell? 17 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,800 We got to get going. 18 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,835 - Where are you off to in such a rush this morning? 19 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:12,871 - We're gonna go to Mars. 20 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:14,640 - Mars? 21 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:16,208 OK, you stay here and I'll see if Dennis 22 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:18,077 is ready to blast off. 23 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:21,613 Son, your space buddies are here! 24 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:23,549 - Be right there! 25 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:25,484 Just blasting off! 26 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:26,852 Voom! 27 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:28,320 - Just a minute young man. 28 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:30,522 Aren't you forgetting something? 29 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:32,524 - Oh, yeah, you mean my jet pack! 30 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:33,726 - No, I don't. 31 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,094 I mean the haircut that you're going 32 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,364 to get this morning before you go out to play. 33 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:39,398 Play? 34 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:40,799 Jeepers, Mom, this isn't play. 35 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:44,236 We're starting a new club to explore outer space. 36 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,138 - I'm afraid you'll just have to consider yourself 37 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:48,540 earthbound until after your haircut. 38 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:49,742 - OK. 39 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:53,712 Can I go to the barber shop like this? 40 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:55,180 - I suppose so. 41 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:57,249 - As long as you don't forget to take your helmet off 42 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:58,584 when you get in the chair. 43 00:01:58,585 --> 00:01:59,885 here, and don't lose this. 44 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:01,487 - Roger, over and out! 45 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:03,055 Let's go! 46 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,923 See you later! 47 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:07,059 Voom! 48 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,828 - Those kids, they deserve their six shooters for space guns 49 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:13,465 every time some crackpot claims he's seen a flying saucer. 50 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:14,867 Look at this, honey. 51 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:18,671 - Local man reports landing of strange aircraft. 52 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,139 Oh my goodness. 53 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,874 - He claims he saw a spaceship land in a vacant lot, 54 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:24,843 eject five little men, and take off again. 55 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:26,879 - I suppose anything's possible. 56 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,416 - Especially after spending the evening in a local tavern. 57 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:34,186 A man by the name of Perkins stated 58 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:36,288 that after a small escape hatch opened 59 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:39,858 in the side of the strange craft, a ladder was opened out, 60 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:42,327 and little figures dressed in weird 61 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:46,398 looking space suits scurried in all directions. 62 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:51,103 Now, I ask you, Martha, how ridiculous can you get? 63 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:51,837 [phone ringing] 64 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,106 - I'll get it, dear. 65 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:55,441 Hello? 66 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:58,110 Yes, just a minute. 67 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,579 It's long distance, dear, for you. 68 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,614 - Long distance, oh my goodness. 69 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:04,784 - One of your space men, no doubt. 70 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:10,389 - Hello? 71 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:13,258 Yes, speaking. 72 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:15,160 I did? 73 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:17,396 Oh, oh! 74 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:18,697 - What is it? 75 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:19,332 - Martha, please. 76 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:24,069 Yes! 77 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:27,773 3 o'clock this afternoon will be just fine. 78 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:31,477 Well, thank you very much! 79 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:32,878 Good bye! 80 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,179 Martha! 81 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:37,383 I won! 82 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,217 - George! 83 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,551 You won what, dear? 84 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,220 - Why, the essay contest sponsored 85 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,123 by the Graceful Living magazine, of course. 86 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:45,557 - Oh, George. 87 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,226 - And Martha, not only are they going 88 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,661 to print my essay in next month's issue. 89 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:51,263 But they're coming out here to present me 90 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:55,868 with a gold plaque, a check for $50, and take my picture too. 91 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:58,303 - Oh, I'm so proud of you. 92 00:03:58,304 --> 00:03:59,405 Now, let's see. 93 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,739 They said 3 o'clock. 94 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,574 Oh, dear, I suppose the first thing I should do 95 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,510 is get a haircut. 96 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:06,345 - It is a little longer around the ears. 97 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,414 I could trim it for you. 98 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,817 - Oh, Martha, this is one time everything has to be just so. 99 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,719 After all, it isn't every day I get 100 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,423 my picture in a well-known magazine. 101 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:21,460 - Hi, Mr. Wilson! 102 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,262 - Great Scott! 103 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,730 - Hello, boys. 104 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:26,231 - Hi, Mrs. Wilson. 105 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:28,534 Would you like to join our new space club, Mr. Wilson? 106 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,235 - Oh, no thank you, Dennis. 107 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:32,137 - We got swell plans. 108 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:35,341 - Some day we're going to build a real space ship 109 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:36,642 and go millions of miles. 110 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,711 - Mr. Wilson has to go to the barber shop. 111 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,679 - Oh, is that where you're going, Mr. Wilson? 112 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,815 That's just where I'm going. 113 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:43,816 We can go together. 114 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,551 - Isn't that lovely? 115 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:46,819 - Oh, that's delightful. 116 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,854 But on second thought, I have some things 117 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,956 I want to do around the house first. 118 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,825 - Oh, if you're not going, I think I'll wait, too. 119 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:56,095 Would you like us to come in and wait for you, Mr. Wilson? 120 00:04:56,096 --> 00:05:01,033 - No, thanks, why don't you boys just blast off into space? 121 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:04,770 [yelling] 122 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,538 - Oh, voom, yourself. 123 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:10,909 Confound it, Martha, 124 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:14,680 have to be getting a haircut just when I wanted one? 125 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:16,281 - What difference does that make? 126 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:18,684 - Martha, the last time I was in that barber shop with Dennis, 127 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,686 he made the poor barber so nervous 128 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,588 that the chap had to lie down in the back room 129 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:25,124 until his hands stopped shaking. 130 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,060 [music playing] 131 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,674 - Hello, Selby. 132 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,610 - Oh, it's you, Mr. Wilson. 133 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:48,080 - Dennis Mitchell hasn't been in yet today, has he? 134 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,548 - Dennis Mitchell, that little wiggle worm 135 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,250 whose hair won't stay down in the back? 136 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,518 - That's the one. 137 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:55,788 - Heavens to Betsy, no. 138 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,323 You know something, Mr. Wilson? 139 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:02,327 I would almost rather be visited by one of those awful creatures 140 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,529 from outer space. 141 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,164 - Oh, now Selby, don't tell me you 142 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:09,101 believe that ridiculous story in the newspaper. 143 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:14,907 - No, not really, but it did give me goose pimples. 144 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:18,043 - I want an especially good haircut today. 145 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:21,547 I'm having my picture taken by a magazine. 146 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,649 - You don't say Then we will just have 147 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:27,586 to give you the Selby deluxe gentleman's trim. 148 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:30,522 - But not too much up around the ears now. 149 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:33,592 - Now, please, who is doing this, me or you? 150 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,694 - Well, it is my head. 151 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:39,064 - Aren't you the lucky one, though? 152 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,767 - You know, I'd kill myself before letting 153 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:45,437 them get their slimy little fingers on me. 154 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:46,973 - Who's slimy little fingers? 155 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,907 - Why, those creatures from outer space, of course. 156 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,243 One of these days, all it's going to stop being a rumor, 157 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,946 and we will wake up murdered in our beds. 158 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:57,216 - Oh, Selby, you are speaking hogwash and you know it. 159 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:58,617 Ow! 160 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,052 - You turned your head. 161 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,122 - Not until you almost cut off my ear. 162 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,659 - Just a teensy-weensy little scratch. 163 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:13,332 Well, then you 164 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,634 anything to this story about the little space men then? 165 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:18,237 - Oh, of course not, this fellow Perkins 166 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:20,372 dreamed the whole thing up. 167 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,774 - I certainly hope so. 168 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,142 RADIO (OFFSCREEN): We interrupt with a bulletin 169 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,811 on the bizarre tail of the space ship. 170 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,846 Authorities have carefully inspected the vacant lot 171 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:30,749 where it was said to have landed and found nothing. 172 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,785 - Ah, there you see! 173 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,720 - Well, they could've been neat, you know. 174 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:36,255 RADIO (OFFSCREEN): If strange little men suddenly 175 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:39,491 sit down beside you at your favorite coffee shop, 176 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:40,859 don't be surprised. 177 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:43,262 This is indeed a strange tale, which, if true, 178 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:47,299 brings science fiction literally down to Earth. 179 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,268 And now back to our music hour. 180 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,837 [music playing] 181 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,808 - Oh, I'll tell you one thing. 182 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,977 Those icky little creatures better not drop by hear 183 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:07,653 for a shave or a haircut, or I'll-- [yelling] 184 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:08,888 - Careful, Selby! 185 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:17,696 - That's a funny place for Mr. Selby to be falling asleep. 186 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,898 - Oh, Dennis, why must you always-- 187 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:20,699 - Wowee! 188 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,068 Look at that, Dennis! 189 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:26,672 - Jeepers, Mr. Wilson, that's about the most different 190 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,273 haircut I've ever seen! 191 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:35,647 - Huh? 192 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:36,883 Great Scott! 193 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:56,301 - Now you kids wait here in case I need you. 194 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:59,705 - OK. 195 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,307 - Hi Mom, Hi Dad. 196 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:03,709 - Well, hello dear. 197 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,612 Now, let's see how your hair looks. 198 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:10,616 But, Dennis, you didn't get a haircut! 199 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:11,583 - I couldn't. 200 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:14,553 Mr. Selby went home sick. 201 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,487 - Sick? 202 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,789 - Well, not exactly sick. 203 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,290 Something scared him. 204 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:21,393 And Mr. Wilson threw water in his face so he'd wake up. 205 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,128 - I see, exactly what scared him? 206 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:26,765 - We did, Mr. Mitchell, with our space helmets. 207 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,535 - Poor old Mr. Selby thought we were real space men. 208 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:30,869 - From Mars. 209 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,772 - Oh dear, and the poor man actually fainted? 210 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,541 - Boy, did he ever. 211 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:39,311 - And that's when Mr. Wilson had his accident. 212 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,314 - I see, this is getting more interesting all the time. 213 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,749 What sort of an accident? 214 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:47,353 - Well, Mr. Selby shaved him up the back of his head 215 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,054 with his electric clippers. 216 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:50,189 - Oh, no! 217 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:53,125 - It wasn't Dennis' fault, though, honest. 218 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,694 - We look like strange little space men. 219 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,596 - Especially me. 220 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,498 - Where is Mr. Wilson now? 221 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:00,632 - Home, I guess. 222 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,001 We followed him to the hat store, 223 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,870 but he wouldn't even talk to us. 224 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:07,206 - Well, young man, I suggest that you take your friends right 225 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:10,843 next door and ask if Mr. Wilson will let you apologize to him. 226 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,045 - Will you go with us, Mr. Mitchell? 227 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,113 - Me? 228 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,615 - Yeah, we want somebody big on our side. 229 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,284 - I think that's a very good idea , Henry. 230 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,252 - Oh, come on, Alice. 231 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,588 Why should I go over there? 232 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,758 [music playing] 233 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:39,972 - Martha, hello, Martha. 234 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,740 - George, you bought a new hat. 235 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,742 Well, it's a little large. 236 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:46,412 - Martha, you might as know, it has 237 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:49,381 to be large to hide what the barber did to me when 238 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,750 Dennis frightened him, look. 239 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,552 - Oh, George. 240 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:57,656 - Martha, and I wanted to look so sophisticated for my interview 241 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,959 this afternoon. 242 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,660 - Well, you won't look very sophisticated 243 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,562 if you wear your hat in the house. 244 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,564 - Frankly, I don't know which is worse, 245 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,900 leaving it on or taking it off. 246 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:11,170 - Well, it hardly shows if you're facing people. 247 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,840 - Oh, fine, then all I have to do until my hair grows back in 248 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,676 is to learn to walk out of rooms backwards. 249 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,611 [doorbell] 250 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,447 - Oh, no, it's too early. 251 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,849 Oh, Martha. 252 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,688 Oh, Dennis, I thought I-- oh, hello Mitchell. 253 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,256 - Hi, Mr. Wilson. 254 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:32,858 - Well, come in. 255 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,461 - I've been drafted as sort of a senior spokesman for the boys. 256 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,996 They'd like to apologize. 257 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:40,099 - I suppose you heard what happened to me this morning. 258 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,533 - I did. 259 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:45,104 - You can see for yourself. 260 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,505 - Oh no! 261 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:49,208 - And to top it all off, the people from the Graceful Living 262 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,343 magazine are coming over to take my picture 263 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,878 in less than an hour. 264 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,214 I won the essay contest for their magazine 265 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,684 with my article of The Art of Graceful Retirement. 266 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,352 And they're printing it in their next issue. 267 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,520 - You didn't! 268 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,322 Why, congratulations, Mr. Wilson! 269 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,223 That's wonderful! 270 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,459 Isn't that great, boys? 271 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,395 - Jeepers, that's swell, Mr. Wilson! 272 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,796 - Thank you, boys. 273 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:13,799 - That makes you kind of a celebrity or something, 274 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,100 doesn't it, Mr. Wilson? 275 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,302 - Well, I suppose it is quite an honor, yes. 276 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:20,739 - We're very sorry about your haircut, Mr. Wilson. 277 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,608 - The boys really mean it, Mr. Wilson. 278 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:26,478 - Oh, well, children, accidents will happen. 279 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,481 - Gee, you're a swell guy, Mr. Wilson. 280 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,550 - Well, thank you, Dennis. 281 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,987 - And I like your new bathrobe, too, 282 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,220 even if it is kind of short. 283 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,722 - This happens to be a smoking jacket. 284 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:39,358 - I think it's time we took off, boys. 285 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,695 - You sure you don't want to join our space club, Mr. Wilson? 286 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:44,096 - No thank you, Tommy. 287 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,000 - You'd look swell with a space helmet, Mr. Wilson, 288 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,902 especially with your new style haircut. 289 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:53,105 - Fellas, I think there might be some chocolate cake 290 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,207 and milk over at the house for a certain space club. 291 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:55,941 How about it? 292 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,111 - Oh yeah! - Goodbye. 293 00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:04,316 - Oh, George, I completely forgot. 294 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,918 - You forgot what, dear? 295 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,554 - We haven't a thing in the house to offer your visitors for tea. 296 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,823 - Oh, well, that's no big problem. 297 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,591 We still have plenty of time. 298 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,126 And while you're at the store, I'll 299 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:18,097 go up and change my pants and shirt. 300 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,833 - Oh, one of the boys must have left this. 301 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,068 - Oh, yes, Dennis undoubtedly. 302 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,937 I wouldn't be surprised if we have more of his things 303 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,605 here than he has at his home. 304 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,707 - Well, I'll be back soon. 305 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,110 - All right, Martha, dear. 306 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,113 [music playing] 307 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,204 - Frank, did you see-- - I didn't see anything. 308 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,214 - Well, let's take a look. 309 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,560 - Well, whatever it was, it looks like it got away. 310 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,095 - That's all right. 311 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,397 - Sure was weird. 312 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,942 - I guess we better report it to headquarters. 313 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:13,045 Car 691 to headquarters, Officer Quincy reporting. 314 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:18,817 We just saw what looked like a-- never mind, headquarters. 315 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,720 It's all a mistake, 10-4. 316 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,055 - What did you do that for? 317 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,524 - Well, listen, suppose nobody else ever 318 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,060 sees-- what we just saw. 319 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,429 We turn in a report like that, the next thing we 320 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,663 know the lieutenant's accusing us 321 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,265 of bending the elbow on duty. 322 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,400 - Report on what? 323 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,701 I didn't see anything. 324 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,937 - Me neither. 325 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,339 - Fred? 326 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,707 - Yeah? 327 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,309 - Forget it. 328 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,279 [music playing] 329 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,028 - Mr. Wilson! 330 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,298 - Mitchell, open your front door. 331 00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:12,738 - Mr. Wilson, what are you doing in that thing? 332 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,873 - Mitchell, please, I need your help. 333 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,476 Get me out of this confounded thing! 334 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,411 - Come over here and sit down. 335 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:23,049 Try and yank it off. 336 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:34,293 - Those people for the magazine are on their way over! 337 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,862 - Dad, what are you-- wow! 338 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,797 Look at good old Mr. Wilson! 339 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,900 He's joining our club after all! 340 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,470 - Three cheers for Mr. Wilson! - Hip hip hooray! 341 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,072 Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! 342 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,844 - Dennis, Mr. Wilson's had a little accident. 343 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,646 - How do you get out of one of these blasted things anyway? 344 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:55,948 - It's easy. 345 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:58,584 You just pull it off over your head. 346 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,020 - I tried that, but the thing won't come off. 347 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:04,757 - That's because your heads too fat. 348 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:05,891 - Dennis, now that you and the boys 349 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,460 have had your chocolate cake and milk, 350 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,130 I think you better go and play. 351 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:11,931 - Jeepers, Dad! 352 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,066 We'd rather stay and watch. 353 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,134 - Dennis. 354 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,336 - OK, I'm tired of playing space man. 355 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,270 See you later! 356 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,204 - OK, bye Dennis. 357 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,473 - Bye. 358 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,609 - But don't you worry if it doesn't come off, Mr. Wilson. 359 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:28,914 I was going to get a new one anyway. 360 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:33,953 - Oh, oh, it's no use, Mitchell. 361 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,854 - Well, there's one good thing about it, Mr. Wilson. 362 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,791 It does cover up that bald strip. 363 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:41,860 - Never mind about that, the important thing 364 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:45,064 is to get this thing off my head, Mitchell. 365 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:50,102 Oh, look at me, a space helmet stuck on my head. 366 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,637 And in a few minutes I'm supposed 367 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,473 to be a living photographic example 368 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,776 of the art of graceful retirement. 369 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:05,084 - Oh, Mr. Wilson, I see you've joined the club. 370 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,453 - Now, Alice, this is no joking matter. 371 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,022 This thing is stuck on my head. 372 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,192 - Well, why don't you just try pulling it off over your head? 373 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,193 - Careful! 374 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,028 - We tried that. 375 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,564 - His nose is in the way. Henry if you pull up. 376 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,565 - Honey now, be careful. 377 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,568 Push to the left! 378 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,137 To the right! 379 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:28,141 [grunting] 380 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:36,715 - Oh, Mr. Wilson, how did it get there in the first place? 381 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,685 - Well, you see, Alice, Dennis left this thing-- oh, 382 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,586 never mind. 383 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:41,920 Just get it off. 384 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,789 - There's got to be some way to get that off. 385 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,726 - We could always amputate at the neck, I suppose. 386 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,862 [yelping] - It's unbreakable plastic. 387 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:51,296 It's no use to hit it. 388 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,365 Wait a minute, I've got a friend, Fred Haney, 389 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,933 who's in the plastic business. 390 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,837 If anybody would know how to get that thing off, he should. 391 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,674 The line's busy. 392 00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:03,709 - Oh, well, Mitchell, you keep on trying. 393 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,244 Maybe you can find out something. 394 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,112 In the meantime, I'll go home and change my clothes, 395 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:10,249 though what good that will do, I don't know. 396 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,686 On second thought, I'd better go around the back. 397 00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:15,221 [music playing] 398 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,827 - Dad says to tell you the line's still busy, 399 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,029 so he's driving down to talk to his friend. 400 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,098 - Oh, fine, and those people from the magazine 401 00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:28,767 will be here in less than 15 minutes. 402 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,703 Let's see, no, where's my tie clasp? 403 00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:33,639 - Maybe it's on your dresser! 404 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,776 [slam] - Dennis! 405 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,816 - Mr. Wilson, I found it! 406 00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:47,353 Open the door, Mr. Wilson! 407 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,587 - Well, just push on it. 408 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,422 It's not locked. 409 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:55,627 Oh, good grief. 410 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,197 Great Scott! 411 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,301 Dennis! 412 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,838 Call somebody to get me out of this bathroom! 413 00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:07,806 - Jeepers, who Mr. Wilson? 414 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,708 - I don't care who. 415 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:13,312 Just call the fire department if you have to. 416 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,314 Just get me out of here! 417 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,316 - OK, Mr. Wilson! 418 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,919 [music playing] 419 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:31,697 - Oh, this can't be happening to me! 420 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:35,734 - Hello, operator, send a fireman to 625 Elm Street. 421 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,903 - Is this an emergency little boy? 422 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,205 - Jeepers, is it ever! 423 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:47,579 [alarm] 424 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:53,552 [sirens] 425 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,522 - Dennis! 426 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,924 - Mr. Wilson, it's all right! 427 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,060 I called the fire department! 428 00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:04,263 - Well, thank good-- you what? 429 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,198 Oh, no! 430 00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:17,711 [sirens] 431 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,286 - Hi, chief! 432 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,221 Mr. Wilson is trapped in the bathroom way up there. 433 00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:31,657 - All right, men, throw up a ladder at that window. 434 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,425 Joe, you see how bad it is inside. 435 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,827 - All right, chief. - Back everybody! 436 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:36,396 Stand to one side, please! 437 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:42,369 - Oh no! 438 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,676 No! 439 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,645 I don't want a ladder! 440 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:58,617 Just get this bathroom door open! 441 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,185 No, no, no! 442 00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:01,587 Go away! Go on! 443 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,555 I don't want it! 444 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,357 - It's the correct address all right. 445 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:08,227 Little boy, we're from the Graceful Living Magazine. 446 00:22:08,228 --> 00:22:09,895 Does Mr. Wilson live here? 447 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,064 - Yes ma'am, but right now he's being 448 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:15,101 busy stuck in the bathroom. That's him up there. 449 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,641 - All right, bring him down. 450 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:24,510 - He refuses to budge! 451 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:29,515 - Hey, chief, I can't find a trace of fire anywhere inside. 452 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:32,184 - All right, bring that guy down here. 453 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:33,419 - Chief! 454 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,854 He says he won't come down without his pants. 455 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,389 - Bring that nut down! 456 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,124 Carry him if you have to! 457 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,760 - Dennis, what is it? - Mr. Wilson! 458 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:57,710 - If that's an example of graceful retirement, Thornton, 459 00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:59,479 I think I'll keep on working. 460 00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:09,722 - Wowee! 461 00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:12,392 Those striped shorts sure will make a swell picture. 462 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,396 - Good old Mr. Wilson. 463 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:20,800 He makes everything fun, doesn't he, Tommy? 464 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,977 - Martha, that was very good. 465 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,578 - You poor dear. 466 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,747 Most of this never would have happened 467 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:37,249 if I hadn't gotten a flat tire on the way to the store. 468 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:42,121 - Oh, well, now, Martha, no real harm was actually done. 469 00:23:42,122 --> 00:23:43,990 I'm just a little tired. 470 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:47,593 Besides, my hair will grow back in fast, anyway. 471 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,428 - Well, at least the fire department 472 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:52,731 did get the helmet off your head, Mr. Wilson. 473 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:55,601 - And I sure would like to have some magazine offer me 474 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:58,537 $500 to do a series of articles on how 475 00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:00,472 to get the most out of life. 476 00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:05,344 - Well, every cloud has its silver lining, you know. 477 00:24:05,345 --> 00:24:07,146 - Hey, Mr. Wilson! 478 00:24:07,147 --> 00:24:08,447 - Oh, yes, Dennis. 479 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,816 - Our space club just had a meeting. 480 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:15,354 And we voted you are head space man of the month. 481 00:24:15,355 --> 00:24:18,223 - Oh, well, thank you. 482 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,324 - See you later. 483 00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:20,526 - Oh, just a minute young man. 484 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:23,195 Where are you off to? 485 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:24,730 - I'm going to meet the gang. 486 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,331 Tommy's borrowed his father's electric razor. 487 00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:27,666 And we're going to give ourselves 488 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:31,136 a swell space haircut just like Mr. Wilson. 489 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,471 - How about that? 490 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:35,608 They're going to-- hey! come back here! 491 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:46,318 - What a day, what a day. 492 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:46,453 [music playing]